March 2012
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Taylor Swift has announced the title of her next...
terrymcginniss:
It will be called White Girl Problems with the lead single being called Pick Me Not Her Cause I’m The Girl Next Door
February 2012
395 posts
William Levy Joins Dancing with the Stars Cast |... →
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WatchMe. Shooting handsfree. Enjoy.
You know, some nutty shit happens when your diet is high in almonds and cashews…
morguk asked: Any chance you might go all smooth again then ?
morguk asked: Do you ever go all smooth and shave the body hair off ?
Trufax
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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